Françaises, Français, CF computer users,
As you know Enemy Territory International Esports Cup is about to start and captains from all around the world try to gather people to fight on the electronic battlefields. I'm sure that a lot of people from

and

would love to see a colonel like

Colonel LeFrancis lead military operations. Probably because a multiple

medalist

who led one of the best european computer army during many years should do wonders.
Anyway, I'm here today to let you know I have to
decline your offer my people. There are many reasons for this :

I'm very busy with RealLife.exe

Lack of active talented players. The only players from

who would be able to handle my very intense training sessions are

Snatix &

Apricot. Apart from them, all the good players retired, the other suck.

I cant find any other reason but these list items are too good for your geeky eyes.
Fortunately for you, as I remain a big supporter of

french Team and you will probably see me in ETTV Stadium, I suggest to
thousands of people who wanted to vote for me in order to be their captain, to vote for

Tanguy "SnatixXx" Don.
I thank you for your attention my dear

compatriots and CF friends,
Don't be sad.
Very seriously yours,

Colonel LeFrancis -
A french supporter, an ex-talented cyberathlete
Punctuation added. Thanks to Razzah :)
Punctuation? Yea is a special Chinese technique of putting needles in you to make you feel high. Right?
mdrrr