Very official announcement
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9 May 2015, 12:52
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Françaises, Français, CF computer users,
As you know Enemy Territory International Esports Cup is about to start and captains from all around the world try to gather people to fight on the electronic battlefields. I'm sure that a lot of people from
and
would love to see a colonel like
Colonel LeFrancis lead military operations. Probably because a multiple Anyway, I'm here today to let you know I have to decline your offer my people. There are many reasons for this :
I'm very busy with RealLife.exe
Lack of active talented players. The only players from
who would be able to handle my very intense training sessions are
Snatix &
Apricot. Apart from them, all the good players retired, the other suck.
I cant find any other reason but these list items are too good for your geeky eyes.Fortunately for you, as I remain a big supporter of
french Team and you will probably see me in ETTV Stadium, I suggest to thousands of people who wanted to vote for me in order to be their captain, to vote for
Tanguy "SnatixXx" Don.I thank you for your attention my dear
compatriots and CF friends,Don't be sad.
Colonel LeFrancis - A french supporter, an ex-talented cyberathlete
Punctuation added. Thanks to Razzah :)
Punctuation? Yea is a special Chinese technique of putting needles in you to make you feel high. Right?
mdrrr