im wide awake, its morning

So now after United Kingdom Peep Show has finished, and i dont have the willpower to put anything decent on www.crossfire.nu/foonr , I am looking for interesting activities to keep a brother entertained.

This is proving tough, as I have been proactive and have already achieved the following goals sucessfully.

-> embarrased tosspot on facebook (almost no effort needed)
-> flirted with and almost achieved the registry lady from college
-> won a staring competition with a spider despite its attempt to land on my head
-> pissed off a massive fucker in the gym
-> brewed an amazing coffee
-> started another belladonna download
-> eaten baked beans out of pitta bread

but what to do now?!

image: ahrqtwzb
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The crossfire journals are getting weirder by the day ...
polka? ;D
BEAT FROZZEN!
You can add me to facebook and we can poke each other until the point of climax? I just added tosspot, although I doubt very much he will accept!
o_o another freakin night no pussy
i have just unearthed another classic image from the jizz stained depths of lolkino's ftp

image: how_smart_today
How does one jizz into an ftp? I would assume representing each individual sperm electronically would be quite difficult.
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lolkino has found a way. im going to hit the sack.
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MySPM database? Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaahhaahahhahahaha
aahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahah.

Puns are bad. So bad.
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Morning_ )S
go to bed u saddo?
i was happy coz i thought this was about bright eyes =[
i will fulfils your desires soon!

cassadaga roxors
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i must belong somewhere

best song EVER
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apart from lua
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