define: Loekino, Chapter 6

hoi

somewhere in my 5th life year i got a new pc where i designed some nice games for fun like tony hawk pro skater and counter strike just because i was bored you know i was very skilled in much things and i pwned all kids in my street with a 1on1 highskilled and i called them LOLOLNOOBS ROFL LOL @ AT YOU and they cried and people called me a retarded loekino i don't know why but since this day i had made some game called kill the kid they sued me and i had to pay but i told them i got forced by evil spirits in my house and this means that i got free and didn't had to pay h3h3.
also i was like pwning on the streets and like 6 year old guys came to me and told ARE YOU FROM THE INTERNET? and i told yez nub lol go train in a localhost rofl but nah they didn't understand me and said woooooow and then they obey'ed me so i got like much food and money from them and i was like TEH number 1 of the Internet but i wasn't famous because i told i don't want this i want to be nr 1 but call me unknown sexyman or smth i don't care just need to be very hidden and this was like OMG COOL and exciting also i made pacman after my dilemma with the living mushroom from maple story who came and tried some stuff with me.
after i got my first real "gaming" chair on my room i never left it im still sitting on it atm because it was so nice and it gave me a skillboost so yes i didn't took a shower for 14 years now but this is oke i just get a new skin like a snake.
but the hardest things in my life was that i wheel of my chair broke and i cried for a few days.
then i got a new one and said v55 lol nub h3h3h3 you got pwned stupid chair and now i still have this chair, im worried about my own legs since i didn't use them for a while and they hurt but what does that mean? in my life i pwned much and much and to much people i feel so superleet but im loekino so i have to its in the book of faith
but once... i lost and this was the hardest thing i ever had, i lost and i couldn't ego quit, rage quit, guid spoof, name change... no i couldn't.. atm im loosing still but someone told me i cant ego quit irl, well i can but i cant do this so that is impossible
even it was possible... loosing from myself z0mg i blame lag now i will go to sleep once ( i do this 3 times in a month, insomnia ftw ) so i wish you all a quiet day night .
im happy i could tell me story in a journal on this site on this planet, in some other planets i couldn't do this.

v55



and afraid that i will be loekino