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[21:21] ipod: so i cheat? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[21:21] hayzay: you dont cheat
[21:21] hayzay: you cheated in that wear though
[21:21] hayzay: war

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SLAC User Profile - ipod (00000988)
Registration date: July 28, 2010
Anti-cheat status: OK
Account status: Registered member

CURRENT ROSTER
Just playing random games. Always down to play. Send me a message.
EX-Teams

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#420.et
ipod
fatcat
Equanimity
cursEs
imsupahigh

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#Roidrage(3on3)
Nomas (C)
ipod
imsupahigh
Roman
Fallen
Drovage

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Team Momento Gaming
vAtu(c)
ipod
Papii
L3thal_
HARM0NY
Espo

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Team Damage Control
WalkinTarget(c)
OreoCookies
chronic111
ipod
Mistaken
sCope

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Team Death in Excess
Bape(c)
Ipod
Andrew
kaws
Crazy
ChariZard
Mistaken
Justin
liquid
hyper
potty
Eric

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Team Digit
crystal(c)
ipod
bebit
rockstar
chronic
mistaken

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Team Crossbreed
virus047(c)
hornet88
skyotic
mistaken
chronic
rossko
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My Fragmovie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfLFSLNCtiM

SHOUTOUTS
only people i enjoy playing with
MoNa
Equanimity
cursEs
Artstar
imsupahigh
Fiz
Setup
Froxe
fatteh fat thenamesfat fatcat thecat
ohurcool :<
t0rM
<33333

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[02:40] SP/bread: ipod, i don't really remember any specific games I've had with you, but I do fondly recall my scrim days as some of my happier days, and I know that you were in there somewhere. I would be very sad if I ever found out that you passed away via forum post.

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[17:21] eMERICA: ipod walks into the bar, its a gay bar, ipod likes it and stays

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[14:13] <ipod__> nait mad cuz he lost E
[14:13] <ipod__> EC
[14:13] <ipod__> X:D:XD
[14:13] <Artstar> :D
[14:13] <Artstar> did he lose ec?
[14:13] <ipod__> yeah
[14:13] <Artstar> LOL I FORGOT
[14:13] <ipod__> XD
[14:13] <Artstar> we played together
[14:13] <ipod__> HE WAS ON UR TEAM
[14:13] <ipod__> XD
[14:13] <ipod__> FUCKING MORON

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<wassabi> http://www.gamestv.org/event/36559-bacardi-team-vs-caution/
<wassabi> accept this please
<timbolina> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/df/Man_anus_retracted,_jjpiercings74.jpg
<timbolina> lick this please

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[15:13] olavoL: where did u born?

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[14:17] U$A.ipod@newmouse: [14:17] sH0ckzs / bradock: avi?
[14:17] U$A.ipod@newmouse: 2low bro
[14:17] U$A.ipod@newmouse: jk <3
[14:17] U$A.ipod@newmouse: not avi
[14:17] sH0ckzs / bradock: lol
[14:17] sH0ckzs / bradock: 2 low
[14:17] U$A.ipod@newmouse: D::D:
[14:17] ohurcool: made him ragequit
[14:17] U$A.ipod@newmouse: yea i swa
[14:17] U$A.ipod@newmouse: ur tzac ss
[14:17] U$A.ipod@newmouse: LOL
[14:17] ohurcool: LOL
[14:17] ohurcool: WTF
[14:17] U$A.ipod@newmouse: XDDD
[14:17] U$A.ipod@newmouse: BRO
[14:17] ohurcool: :DDDDDd
[14:17] U$A.ipod@newmouse: STOP IT
[14:17] U$A.ipod@newmouse: IM DYING
[14:17] ohurcool: HAHAHAHA
[14:17] U$A.ipod@newmouse: "dont be mean bob"
[14:17] U$A.ipod@newmouse: LOL
[14:17] ohurcool: LOL
[14:17] ohurcool: SUCH A CREEPER

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Artstar:LOL FAG PROFILE PIC WOULD YOU LIKE SOME FAIRY DUST WITH THAT GOLDEN DILDO IN YOUR ASS
Me: You jelly bro?
Artstar:whatever you say FRESH PRINCE OF ANAL PLEASURE

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[13:05] <embarrassed> like, I work for myself
[13:05] <embarrassed> like spiderman
[13:05] <embarrassed> he is a freelance photographer
[13:05] <embarrassed> takes photos of himself
[13:05] <embarrassed> sells them
[13:05] <embarrassed> np

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[10:31 PM] ballisticipod: i bet ur gonna hve a lot of et players at ur marriage
[10:31 PM] ballisticipod: LOL
[10:31 PM] ballisticipod: LOL FLAMED AHAHAHHAHAHA
[10:31 PM] ballisticipod: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
[10:32 PM] artstar: i bet you're gonna have a fucking ugly wife at your arranged marriage
[10:32 PM] artstar: eat that
[10:32 PM] artstar: cunt

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[17:40] A Lvl 99. ipod: u no wat crossfire is?
[17:41] imsupahigh: = when 2 or more ppl shoot at 1 person to confuse enemy
[17:41] imsupahigh: xD
[17:41] A Lvl 99. ipod: LOL

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zaklantaarn:yo man lets go vent and talk crap?

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[11:39] <ipod__> JEM
[11:39] <Artstar> sup
[11:39] <Artstar> scratching my ass
[11:39] <Artstar> soz
[11:39] <ipod__> can i smell ur finger
[11:39] <Artstar> its at my screen
[11:39] <Artstar> smell urs

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<duNzy> i was fighting some fat nerd, he was sending 2 little helicopters with blades on them , like mini chainsaws and they were cutting me heavy, like ramming all my head into splatter bloody shit
<duNzy> but i took knife and raped his heart out
<duNzy> and after that i was wearing a hat cuz afraid of people reaction on scars etc

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[22:56] [NbK]iCON! aka papa: why would i read a book?

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[07:32] Fat: When i found this song I waited the whole day at school that i get home and listen to this

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goon: tapped on me bitch?!

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[00:04] ChariZard: yeh nice biceps
[00:04] #skllfke.ipod: thats wat she said
[00:04] ChariZard: bet she wud hav

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(while scrimming dignitas)
ChariZard: it's ok guys, i trippled squall

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[02:35] <Artstar> die in a pillow fire

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[12:01] * ipod__ slaps Ati_ around a bit with a large fishbot
[12:01] <@Ati_> dont slap me man
[12:01] <@Ati_> you dont know what you are gettin yourself into

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[00:15] <+sandbag> damn son i just realized how close we live together
[00:15] <+ipod_> ur so gay
[00:15] <+sandbag> u should come and suck my dick a few times
[00:16] <+ipod_> LOL
[00:16] <+sandbag> wut
[00:16] <+sandbag> hows that gay?
[00:16] <+sandbag> just a friend helping out a friend

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[23:20] <sY`casek> Nah is our foult about that lose they were bad,
[23:20] <sY`casek> We need to prac once again
[23:20] <sY`casek> like we used to
[23:20] <sY`casek> 3 times per week and 1 offi
[23:21] <ipod_> wait
[23:21] <ipod_> can u repeat that
[23:21] <ipod_> i forgot my careface at the gym
[23:21] <sY`casek> But i saw your Cup of care, and is not empty at all
[23:22] <ipod_> :DDDD
[23:22] <ipod_> casek
[23:22] <ipod_> u are one funny mother fucker

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[23:20] <sY`casek```> lol.....
[23:20] <sY`casek```> No. Thats why i suck at ET
[23:20] <sY`casek```> cuz im not that ugly

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Artstar was killed my randompolak's mp40
Artstar(voice shaking in rage): you left me alone again, how fuckin surprising.

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[18:48] <Artstar> what the fuck man
[18:48] <Artstar> i think
[18:48] <Artstar> i just swallowed a tooth
[18:48] <Artstar> but none are missing
[18:48] <ipod_> ur a fuckin idiot

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Artstar: mate, just don't ever nade again. you are the worst nade thrower i've ever seen.

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Artstar: it's normal to watch porn. razz has a stunning gf but he still watches it. went on his pc one time and it just screamed at me from like every folder

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[06:56] <ipod__> wat grade r u in
[06:56] <Fat> none
[06:56] <ipod__> niceone
[06:56] <Fat> studying for fisher
[06:56] <Fat> :d
[06:56] <ipod__> LOL
[06:56] <ipod__> XDDDDDD
[06:56] <ipod__> LMFAO
[06:56] <ipod__> XD
[06:56] <ipod__> LAHAHAH
[06:56] <ipod__> LOL
[06:56] <ipod__> LMFAO
[06:56] <Fat> wat
[06:56] <ipod__> XDDD
[06:56] <ipod__> made my morning
[06:56] <Fat> :----------D

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Fatcat:Came from school, run outta depression medicines, went to kill bots.

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[22:56] <UV`rockstAr> nobody tells me what to do
[22:57] <UV`rockstAr> not even myself
[22:57] <UV`rockstAr> i don't even listen
[22:57] <ipod_> LMFAO
[22:57] <ipod_> XDDDD

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ChariZard:Is there a can on me?
ChariZard was teamkilled by ipod's airstrike

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[22:12] <ipod_> howd u get rockstar
[22:12] <ohurcool> ive been tryna tell you
[22:12] <ipod_> DUDE
[22:12] <ohurcool> gave him blowjob

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[22:20] <ohurcool> did i tell you what matt did
[22:21] <ipod_> his hack?
[22:21] <ohurcool> no lol
[22:21] <ipod_> wat
[22:21] <ohurcool> we were playing
[22:21] <ohurcool> and he's like
[22:21] <ohurcool> 'watch this jon'
[22:21] <ohurcool> renames to Japan
[22:21] <ohurcool> and spams vsays
[22:21] <ohurcool> "Japan kicked for excess flood"
[22:21] <ohurcool> :D
[22:21] <ipod_> LMFAO
[22:21] <ipod_> XDDDDDDDDDD
[22:21] <ipod_> LOL
[22:21] <ipod_> XDD
[22:21] <ohurcool> hahahaha
[22:21] <ipod_> WTFFFFFFFFFFFF
[22:21] <ipod_> XDDDDDDDDDDDD

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[22:05] <ipod_> JON
[22:06] <ipod_> U PUSSY
[22:06] <ohurcool> :o
[22:06] <ipod_> u playing?
[22:18] <ohurcool> ye
[22:20] <ipod_> i hope u get sucked into frostbie
[22:24] <ohurcool> ok
[22:25] <ipod_> dont get smart with me
[22:25] <ohurcool> hey go fuck yourself
[22:25] <ipod_> LOL

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<revipod> how are the girls there
<chmpppppp> girls lol
<chmpppppp> there are no girls here
<revipod> LOL
<chmpppppp> im in middle of forest

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Tele: Void even fails at giving compliments.

meez: I just had to log in to tell you that what you've just posted... is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent journal were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this site is now dumber for having seen it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul

HACKER!!!

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Hallo
hallo: ipod hack it up
ipod: no problem

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Yosh
Yosh: hack it up big boy

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Cubano
Cubano: Your legit ipod

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:Q
:Q: nice aimbot

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wArgasm
wArgasm: nice snapping.... too bad you hack to go as low as a hacking dude

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SneaK
SneaK: hack more
SneaK: You deserve some fucking schooling hacker

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NbK|ca$h
NbK|ca$h: you have fuckin etbot

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VERKOUDEN.
VERKOUDEN.: HACKS
VERKOUDEN.: HACKS

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thy wireless
thy wireless: gg on the hack

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bpc|fishy
bpc|fishy: ipod, you shouldnt use ethook

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Stunna
Stunna: ipod when'd you get good

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random euro
random euro: ..
random euro: rifle bot

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jalen
Jalen: You are so full of shit

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ballsack
Ballsack: you obv hack

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True Story

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Ati:
Rollercoaster.
2 Meters tall.
Max height: 180cm
Squeezed myself in like a silverback.
couldn't get out after
fuk ye xD

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MEANWHILE ON THE INTERNET WITH IPOD AND PHOTOSYNTHESIS



IPOD MEETS UPDATE


SINCE QUAKE WASN'T WORKING AND ZAKLANTAARN DIDN'T WANNA SLEEP


GETTING LESSONS ON RIFLING FROM ATI, AND THEN SPOTTING ATI AS HE WORKS OUT


WTF ZAKLANTAARN?


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